December 2011
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I have a soundcloud now. CHECK IT. work in... →
Dec 27th
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I'm an aspiring architect?
And I stayed up until 2 am in the morning writing a pilot episode with my best friend. A pilot which is derived from a combination of curb your enthusiasm, Seinfeld, and how I met your mother. I guess it can be described as a coming of age series, that’s all I can say. I have never felt so productive and inspired to write comedy before!
Dec 24th
Dec 20th
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a-comfortable-silence asked: hey! so, are you into David Lynch??? he's one of my favorites!! <3
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Non edited photos..
Because im lazy, I has them and I’m proud.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Anonymous asked: WHOEVER YOU ARE LOG OUT OF MY TUMBLR NOW RAWR
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Brad Pitt has too many dents in his face.
Everytime I look at it, I’m afraid I might fall in one of them. And that is why I don’t find his kind attractive.
Dec 13th
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Bangs or no bangs? To be bangable?
Now that is the question.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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A successful troll. He looked like Eminem.
afa923 says: hey
imwilliamshatner says: bitches they come and go
Rafa923 says: what
imwilliamshatner says: will the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up
imwilliamshatner says: like
imwilliamshatner says: you look like eminem
imwilliamshatner says: get it?
Rafa923 says: no.. i dont
imwilliamshatner says: like the white rapper dude
imwilliamshatner says: you look like him
imwilliamshatner says: and im singing his lyrics
Rafa923 says: nope
imwilliamshatner says: like to make fun of you
imwilliamshatner says: and such
Rafa923 says: oh. ok
Rafa923 says: so, wats ur name
imwilliamshatner says: marshall
Rafa923 says: dat sounds like a mans name
Rafa923 says: are you a man?
imwilliamshatner says: does it mather?
Rafa923 says: so wats your name?
imwilliamshatner says: marshall mathers
Dec 13th
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IM ON A DATING SITE HAHAHA →
My friend I decided to put me on a dating site. -___- Not my idea, but I went along with it. Since it’s creation, we (mainly he) has trolled the fuck out of people.
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Anonymous asked: how did you end up looking at fart porn??
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Fart Porn. Never Again.
I have nothing else to say here. Refer to the statement above once more ^
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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“I dunno i can celebrate the birth of jesus this month by spanking you two...”
– Hahaha this is the best line anyone has ever used on me. It’s what happens when two people share a love for the movie Secretary.
Dec 10th
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Chasers.
Men who use chasers is a no no.
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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letsgetfolkedup asked: I replied to your post, but realized it would have made more sense to respond in your ask box. My bad dawg.
Dec 7th