Intoxicated Adventurist: Archive

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RIP Steve Irwin

Me: *Sends Kevin a video of Steve Irwin*
Kevin: I HATE YOUUU
Kevin: Why would you link me this vid?
Me: so you can cry
Kevin: I'm turnin this off fuck ya
Kevin: I'm playin' lady gaga now to make me happy
Me: That's very masculine of you

Feb 16th

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Feb 4th

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kidnay asked: you'd prolly like Frasier haha.

Feb 4th

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Jan 16th

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“That’s what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is. Most...”

– Jim Morrison (via midnightlaughs) He always spoke the truth. Loved him for his music and poetic nature, not for his looks.

Jan 15th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 15th

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Waiting. For. Shows.

How I Met Your Mother True Blood Weeds Californication Curb Your Enthusiasm Breaking Bad I forget the rest because there are too many to keep track of AGONIZING RIGHT? For example, after I caught up with How I Met Your Mother I sat around day to day like this: Anywho, shows I should start watching while I wait: Homeland Shameless continue seinfeld (I know, I’m a failure of a...

Jan 15th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

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Woody Allen Binge.

Ready, set, GO! 1. Manhattan ( because I love Diane Keaton)

Jan 12th

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Jan 12th

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BLACK SABBATH REUNITED 2012

AND NONE OF YOU FUCKERS KNEW ABOUT THIS?!? here’s the video: http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Black-Sabbath-reunion:-2012-world-tour—new-album-announced-Video/8428759 and the tour dates: http://www.black-sabbath.com/news/2011/11/more_2012_tour_dates.html

Jan 9th

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BABY UNICORN POOP

Couldn’t think of a more suitable title for this, sorry. Bob Odenkirk AKA Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad was in an episode of How I Met Your Mother AND starred as the porn guy in the first season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Bryan Cranston AKA Walter White from Breaking Bad was in an episode of How I Met Your Mother and also in the anti dentite episode of Seinfeld. God I love how my...

Jan 3rd

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Metal Sucks. net

You like Arch Enemy and think How I Met Your Mother is a shitty show? I have lost complete and utter respect for you. That is all. Proof, READ

Jan 3rd

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Jan 3rd

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Jan 3rd

129,461 notes

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How I Met Your Mother

Barney: Your hand is monstrous!

Marshall: Well what did you expect? You've seen my penis.

Jan 2nd

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Jan 2nd

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Bands to see while studying in Italy...

ALCEST AGALLOCH ANIMALS AS LEADERS LMFAO IMOGEN HEAP I know it’s an eclectic list, but I’m going to try to follow through with my concert plans this year. Consider it part of my new years resolution shit.

Jan 2nd

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I have a soundcloud now. CHECK IT. work in... →

Dec 27th

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I'm an aspiring architect?

And I stayed up until 2 am in the morning writing a pilot episode with my best friend. A pilot which is derived from a combination of curb your enthusiasm, Seinfeld, and how I met your mother. I guess it can be described as a coming of age series, that’s all I can say. I have never felt so productive and inspired to write comedy before!

Dec 24th